I always find it funny when there are those random “friends” who hit me up only when they need or want something.
I think we all have people like that in our lives. I can’t stand the “friends” that hit me up for favors. Is that all I am? The favor friend? What, you can’t hit me up to chill, hangout, talk…I’m just good enough for favors? Then I there are those that hit you up when they need their ego stroked. These are the friends that as soon as they get in a relationship they just disappear. It’s like, “Yes! I’ve discovered some ASS, peace suckas!” Give it like a month or two and BAM, they’re single again and guess what-they remember you were their friend! Oh…wow…y…a…y…?
I get tired of dealing with these people. You know, I try to be nice but after awhile it gets old. Eventually I just stop dealing with them all together. Usually after that I have to hear, “you changed”. Really? I changed, no fucking way. I don’t just call on you when I need or want something. That word “friend” is used to loosely. Some of these so called “friends” are cool people but when it comes to really being a “friend”, they fail.
I don’t want to be your “favor” friend, I don’t want to be your “ego stroking” friend. I hate the “friends” that want their ego stroked after they get dumped for like the 100 time. Get a clue, Maybe your ass should work on SELF instead of jumping in and out of new relationships every other 2-3 months, don’t you see a fucking pattern?! You wonder why this shit happens to you, take a TIME OUT. No, I don’t feel like telling you you’re a “good person” and you have “a lot going for you” or “you’re not ugly.” I’m not going to stroke your ego and then be friends with you only to then not hear from you again when the next piece of ass comes along and you think you’re in love again. Go That Way!
If you’re going to be a friend then be a friend. Hit me up and say hi somtimes, come chill with me, see how I’m doing from time to time, not just when you want something or you find yourself single…AGAIN. I don’t want to be the one always calling or texting or trying to keep the friendship going. I don’t want to be used for favors and ego stroking.